Jack Byrnes: Is your name Gaylord Focker, yes or no? Greg Focker: Yes. Jack Byrnes: Are you a male nurse? Greg Focker: Yes. Jack Byrnes: Are you a pothead? Greg Focker: No. Jack Byrnes: Have you ever smoked pot? Greg Focker: Yes. Jack Byrnes: Did you spray-paint the tail of a cat to pass him off as Mr. Jinx? Greg Focker: Yes. Jack Byrnes: Did you do that because you desperately were seeking my approval? Greg Focker: Yes. Jack Byrnes: Because you love my daughter Pam? Greg Focker: Yes.