An Arab at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex\' - Three to five times a week. - No, no... I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn\'t that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! -Oh dear! - No, no! Deer run too fast!