Fellow Americans, I just found out about some shocking news from the CIA. Syria, Iran and Bosnia are hiding weapons of mass destruction. The weapons are being hidden in mosques all over those three countries. Believe me I have nothing against mosques or muslims, but we must destroy every mosque in those three countries to assure that the waepons are destroyed. We must make sure that the churches in Bosnia stay untouched because we have proof from satellite images that there are no weapons hidden in them. We must defend our country and the American people can only stay safe if we kill all muslims, ooops I mean terrorists worldwide. I want to thank FOX news for the constant coverage of how our soldiers are heros and how they sacrifise themselves for this great country so that no one notices the 100000 Iraqi civilian who have died so far. Although we have the best technology in the world we still cannot find Osama. Trust me we are trying our best it's just that Osama is very good at hiding. He told me... I mean I have secret information that he was Middle Eastern hide and seek champion. Before I finish this speech I have to say 'September 11, terrorism, war on terror". OK now i feel better. God bless you and God bless America.