an arab man at the airport:
_name?
_Abdul al-Rhazib
_sex?
_Three to five times a day.
_No, no...I mean male or female?
_Male,female,sometimes camel.
_Holy cow!
_Yes cow,sheep,animals in general.
_But isnt that hostile?
_Horse style,doggy style,any style.
_Oh dear!
_No, no! Deer run too fast...