An arab at the airport:
- Name? -
Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex? – Three to five times a week.
- No, no.I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow! – Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn`t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear! – No, no! Deer run too fast..