Oh Balotelli he's a striker…
He's good at darts/
He's allergic to grass but when he plays/ He's fucking class.
Drives round Moss Side/ with a wallet full of cash/
Can't put on his vest
/ But when he does he is the best
Goes into schools / Tells teachers all the rules
Sets fire to his gaff / With rockets from his bath
Doesn't give a fuck/ Cos he did it for a laugh
Runs back to his house / For a suitcase full of cash
Oh Balotelli …
